If you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore. If you don’t save yourself for marriage, you’re a whore-able person. If you won’t have a drink, then you’re a prude, but they’ll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one. If you can’t lose the weight, then you’re just fat, but if you lose too much then you’re on crack. You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t. So you might as well just do whatever you want.
If you don’t go to church, you’ll go to hell. If you’re the first one on the front row you’re a self-righteous son of a- You can’t win for losing, you’ll just disappoint ‘em. Just ‘cause you can’t beat ‘em, don’t mean you should join ‘em. Say what you think.
Love who you love. ‘Cause you only get so many trips ‘round the sun. Yeah, you only live once. Just follow your arrow wherever it points.